15 September 2024

The Top 10 Party Games (Naughty Versions!) to Spice Up Your Next Soiree

Megan

Alright, party animals, listen up. You've outgrown Pin the Tail on the Donkey, and Monopoly just doesn't cut it anymore. It's time to add some spice to your gatherings with these adults-only party games. Remember, what happens at game night, stays at game night. (Unless it ends up on Instagram, in which case, godspeed.)

1. Never Have I Ever: After Dark Edition

How to Play: Everyone starts with 10 fingers up. Players take turns saying things they've never done, but with a naughty twist. If you've done it, put a finger down. Last person with fingers up wins (or loses, depending on how you look at it).

Sample Statements:

  • "Never have I ever sent a nude to the wrong person."

  • "Never have I ever used food in the bedroom."

  • "Never have I ever been walked in on during... you know."

Pro Tip: This game reveals a lot. Be prepared to learn things about your friends you can't unlearn.

2. Truth or Dare: No Holds Barred

How to Play: Classic rules apply, but amp up the questions and dares. Players choose "truth" or "dare" when it's their turn. No chickening out!

Sample Truths/Dares:

  • Truth: "What's your wildest fantasy?"

  • Dare: "Give a sexy lap dance to the person on your right."

  • Truth: "Have you ever faked it? Give details."

Pro Tip: Set some ground rules beforehand. You want spicy, not lawsuit-inducing.

3. Strip Poker: Because Regular Poker is Boring

How to Play: It's poker, but instead of losing money, you lose clothes. Each hand, the loser removes one item of clothing. Play until someone's in their birthday suit or everyone's too distracted to remember poker hands.

Pro Tip: Wear layers. And maybe hit the gym before game night.

4. Sexy Charades

How to Play: Like regular charades, but all words or phrases are of the naughty variety. Act out the word without speaking, teammates guess.

Sample Words/Phrases:

  • "One Night Stand"

  • "Fifty Shades of Grey"

  • "Walk of Shame"

Pro Tip: What you lack in acting skills, make up for in creativity. And flexibility.

5. Two Truths and a Lie: Bedroom Confessions

How to Play: Each player states three things about their sex life - two true, one false. Others guess the lie. Get it right, you drink. Get it wrong, you drink.

Pro Tip: The more unbelievable the truths, the better. Time to dig up those wild college stories.

6. Spin the Bottle: Grown-Up Style

How to Play: Sit in a circle. Spin the bottle. Instead of just kissing, the spinner chooses from a list of actions: kiss, massage, compliment, etc.

Sample Actions:

  • 30-second neck kiss

  • Sensual back massage

  • Whisper your best pickup line

Pro Tip: Set boundaries beforehand. And maybe don't play with your boss. Or do. We don't judge.

7. Naughty Pictionary

How to Play: Like regular Pictionary, but all words are suggestive or sexual. Draw the word, team guesses. No talking or gestures allowed!

Sample Words:

  • "Walk of Shame"

  • "Netflix and Chill"

  • "Wardrobe Malfunction"

Pro Tip: Stick figures can be surprisingly erotic if you use your imagination.

8. Body Shot Roulette

How to Play: Write body parts on slips of paper. Players draw two: one is where the salt goes, the other is where the shot glass goes. Lick, shoot, suck the lime, in that order.

Pro Tip: Have towels ready. And maybe don't invite your parents to this game night.

9. Sexy Jenga

How to Play: Write a dare on each Jenga block. When you pull a block, you must do the dare before placing it on top. If the tower falls, you do a strip tease.

Sample Dares:

  • "Kiss the nearest neck"

  • "Remove one item of someone else's clothing"

  • "Demonstrate your favorite dance move"

Pro Tip: The drunker you get, the harder Jenga becomes. That's half the fun.

10. Seven Minutes in Heaven: Adult Edition

How to Play: Pairs enter a dark closet or room for seven minutes. But instead of awkward teenage fumbling, they get a card with a specific activity: massage, deep conversation, etc.

Sample Activities:

  • "Give a sensual hand massage"

  • "Share your most embarrassing sex story"

  • "Teach each other a sexy dance move"

Pro Tip: What happens in the closet stays in the closet. Unless you both agree to share, you cheeky monkeys.

Remember, consent is sexy and mandatory. These games are meant to be fun, flirty, and push some boundaries, but always respect everyone's limits. If someone's not comfortable, they sit out - no questions asked.

Now go forth and party, you wild animals. Just maybe lock your phone in a safe first. Some memories are best kept offline.