20 September 2024

The Ultimate Guide to Sexting: From Flirty to Dirty (with Examples)

Megan

Listen up, digital Casanovas and smartphone seductresses. It's time to master the art of turning your crush on with nothing but your thumbs and a decent data plan. Welcome to Sexting 101, where we'll take you from "u up?" to making phones overheat with desire. Buckle up, buttercup – it's about to get steamy in here.

The Golden Rules of Sexting

Before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let's lay down some ground rules:

  1. Consent is sexy: Always, ALWAYS make sure your sexting partner is on board. "Hey, mind if things get a little spicy?" is a great opener.

  2. Know your audience: What works for a long-term partner might scandalize a new flame. Read the room, even if the room is virtual.

  3. Build anticipation: Don't jump straight to the X-rated stuff. Foreplay applies to texting too.

  4. Use proper grammar: Nothing kills the mood faster than "Your so hot." It's "You're," Romeo.

  5. Be authentic: Don't try to sound like a porn star if that's not you. Unless you are a porn star, in which case, carry on.

Now, let's get to the good stuff.

Level 1: Flirty & Subtle

This is where you test the waters. Keep it light, playful, and suggestive without being explicit.

Examples:

  • "Just got out of the shower, thinking of you ????"

  • "Can't focus at work. Someone's been occupying my thoughts..."

  • "Remember that kiss last night? I'm gonna need a repeat performance ASAP."

Pro Tip: Emojis are your friend here. The eggplant and peach are classics for a reason, folks.

Level 2: Turning Up the Heat

Time to get a little more direct. You're interested, they're interested, let's make some moves.

Examples:

  • "I had a very interesting dream about you last night... Want to hear about it?"

  • "Your latest Instagram post should be illegal. Those jeans are criminal."

  • "Just imagining what I'd do if you were here right now..."

Pro Tip: Ask questions. Get them involved in the fantasy.

Level 3: Steamier Than a Sauna

Alright, things are heating up. Time to get more explicit, but still keep some mystery.

Examples:

  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on my body. Especially on my..."

  • "If I was there right now, I'd start by kissing your neck, then slowly move down to..."

  • "I'm touching myself thinking about last time we were together. Wish you could join me."

Pro Tip: Use ellipses (...) to build anticipation. Let their imagination fill in the blanks.

Level 4: No Holds Barred

You're in the big leagues now. This is full-on erotic novel territory. Proceed with enthusiasm (and a glass of water nearby).

Examples:

  • "I want to trace every inch of your body with my tongue, starting from your neck, down to your chest, circling your nipples before moving lower..."

  • "Imagine me on my knees in front of you, looking up as I slowly unzip your pants..."

  • "I'm going to tease you until you're begging for it, hovering just inches away, letting you feel my breath but not my touch..."

Pro Tip: Be specific. Detail is your friend here. Paint a vivid picture with your words.

The Art of the Sext Response

Sexting is a two-way street. Here's how to keep the conversation flowing:

  1. Mirror their energy: If they're being playful, be playful back. If they're being explicit, match their intensity.

  2. Ask questions: "And then what would you do?" keeps things interactive.

  3. Describe your reactions: "That mental image has me so turned on right now" lets them know their efforts are appreciated.

  4. Use lots of "you" statements: Make them the star of your fantasy.

When Things Get Visual

If you're venturing into photo territory, remember:

  1. Tease, don't reveal: A glimpse of shoulder can be sexier than full-frontal.

  2. Set the scene: Good lighting and a clean background go a long way.

  3. Stay safe: Keep your face out of it unless you REALLY trust the recipient.

  4. Consent applies to photos too: Don't send unsolicited nudes. Ever.

The Morning After

Sexting can sometimes feel awkward in the light of day. A simple "Last night was fun ????" can ease any tension and potentially set the stage for a repeat performance.

Remember, sexting should be fun, consensual, and exciting for both parties. If at any point you feel uncomfortable, it's okay to pump the brakes. And for the love of all that's holy, triple-check you're sending that steamy message to the right person. Nothing kills the mood quite like sexting your boss by accident.

Now go forth and sext, you smooth operators. May your battery life be long and your autocorrect forgiving.